Is this on the level? are flummerys actually dying at an alarming rate and nearing extinction? Heaven help us all.

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"flummerians unite"

...   it has come to my attention that the socio-economic downward spiral of our times is causing the alienation and...even worse...collapse (to near extinction) of the ellusive flummery.

what u ask can be done to reverse the fate of the flummery? to turn this wrong right....and breathe life into what remains of these happy creatures?

as a society we must take a stand and say enough is enough! We will let no more harm nor spend another day turning a blind eye to their plight.

 

Donations can be made to: the Society to Save Flummeries

                                        420 W. 1st. St.

                                         Cle Elum, Washington 98922

Act now before it is too late, and these beautiful creatures are gone forever. Donations of $25 or more will earn you a place in the ranks of the Society to Save Flummeries and the knowledge that if we work together we can indeed effect change....making our world a better place for all-ensuring that future generations will benefit from our actions ...and the Flummery will not only endure but overcome.

As a token of our appreciation and a means to spread the word....all donors between now-October 2007 through January 1st 2008 will recieve a Flummeries Unite lapel pin...(offer subject to supply)